Randy Johnson


We went to school together and were in the same grade.
You were such a good person that you deserve a parade.
Sadly, you died twenty years ago tonight.
You died in a car wreck and that wasn’t right.

You haven’t been forgotten and I hope you never will.
People suffered because your death was a terrible ordeal.
You had charm, class and you also had wit.
You were a good person and that is something that I’m proud to admit.

When I learned about your death, it was a devastating blow.
Your family and friends loved you and we hated to see you go.
You were only twenty-five, dying at that age wasn’t fair.
We won’t forget you because your friends and family care.


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    Dedicated to Stacy Brooks (1972-1997) who died on September 7, 1997.

Ask not what God can do for you, ask what you can do for God.
If you do something that will please The Lord, Angels will applaud.
Give somebody a Bible or take them to church with you.
If you introduce somebody to God, it’s a good thing to do.

You can give God a gift by just obeying his Ten Commandments.
Pleasing The Lord is what we should be doing, it truly makes sense.
Offer to help clean your church or give them donations.
If you please God, he’ll be happy, that’s no exaggeration.

    Today my Chihuahua and I celebrate our 4th anniversary.
    But something happened two weeks ago that was scary.
    I had to rush my dog to the vet because she was sick.
    She almost died because she was paralyzed by a tick.
    She couldn’t move or eat and I was scared she would die.
    I was afraid that I would end up having to say goodbye.
    She got better after people prayed and there is one thing that I understand.
    I’m celebrating my 4th anniversary with a wonderful dog and I’m a lucky man.

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      Dedicated to Agnes who I adopted on August 27, 2013.

    You were a mother who was both special and divine.
    If you hadn’t died, today you would’ve turned sixty-nine.
    I would give anything if you were still here.
    Everybody loved you because you were a dear.

    You died over four years ago and it was the worst thing I’ve ever been through.
    When they said you’d die, I felt helpless because there was nothing I could do.
    The day before you died, “I Love You” were the three words that I said.
    When I saw you lying motionless, it was sad because I knew you were dead.

    The doctors couldn’t save you after you became ill.
    It took two years for this heart of mine to start to heal.
    I still miss you and I have something to say.
    I’ll always love you Mom, Happy Birthday.


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      Dedicated to Agnes Johnson (1948-2013) who passed away on March 6, 2013.

    It was four years ago tonight when Dad died.
    He couldn’t beat cancer even though he tried.
    Dad died four years ago tonight at the age of sixty-five.
    He received chemo and transfusions but he didn’t survive.

    After battling leukemia for twenty months, his battle came to an end.
    When I lost my dad, I lost my next of kin.
    Four years ago, I lost both of my parents and that was very sad.
    It was four years ago tonight when we had to say goodbye to Dad.

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      Dedicated to Charles F. Johnson (1947-2013) who died on July 13, 2013.

    I dumped Supergirl because her boobs are hard as rocks.
    They are literally harder than concrete cinder blocks.
    I should’ve known they were hard because bullets bounce off of them.
    Breasts that aren’t soft should be a crime because it is so grim.
    When I broke it off, she made my life a living hell.
    She burned down my house and pissed in my well.
    If you think that was bad, you won’t believe the other things that she did.
    She lied to social services, she said that I abuse my son and I lost my kid.
    She put an end to my sex life when she used her laser beams to castrate me.
    My manhood has been taken and no jail will hold the bitch so she’s going free.
    My life has fallen to pieces, I would give anything for some kryptonite. 
    I would also want Batman’s armor suit so I could kill that bitch in a fight.
    Don’t even think about dating Supergirl, believe me when I say that it is no fun.
    If you date her and break it off, you’d better have a kryptonite bullet in your gun.

      Batman has died and people are depressed
      The world has to say goodbye to Adam West.
      He starred as the Caped Crusader for three years.
      Before he went to Heaven, he had a great career.
      He became the Dark Knight over fifty years ago.
      He made a success of the Batman television show.
      He was a reoccurring character on Family Guy.
      His fans are both sorry and sad to see him die.
      He was very talented but now he’s being laid to rest.
      Every Batman fan should be grateful to Adam West.

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        Dedicated to Adam West who died at the age of 88 on June 9, 2017.

      The Kmart has closed that was located in Morristown, Tennessee.
      That’s one less place where people can shop and that includes me.
      This particular Kmart was built in 1974.
      After being in business for 43 years, they closed their doors.
      They were in business for over four decades, that’s a long time to be around.
      This makes five department stores in Morristown that have been shut down.
      I had shopped at Kmart since I was a child but I can’t shop there anymore.
      It’s a shame that they had to call it quits, it’s sad that they closed their store.

        The sadness that we are feeling is too painful to ignore.
        People are very sad because of the death of Roger Moore.
        He starred as James Bond seven times from 1973 to 1985.
        All of his fans are mourning because he’s no longer alive.
        He became an actor who many people would admire.
        In 1991, he starred in Bed & Breakfast with Talia Shire.
        When he became an actor, he chose a career that would soar.
        Sadly, millions are saying goodbye to the talented Roger Moore.

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          Dedicated to Sir Roger Moore (1927-2017) who died on May 23, 2017.

        This is the fifth Mother’s Day that has come around since you passed away.
        I really miss being a part of your life on Mother’s Day.
        Billions of women are celebrating Mother’s Day all over the Earth.
        You became a mother about fifty years ago when you gave birth.
        You gave birth to my brother in 1967 and four years later you gave birth to me.
        You brought both of us into the world and you filled both of our hearts with glee.
        You were a special mother and many people know this.
        Happy Mother’s Day Mom, you will always be missed.

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          Dedicated to Agnes M. Johnson (1948-2013) who passed away on March 6, 2013.


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